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LinkedIn Larpmaxxing
LinkedIn is a soul-sucking hole of professionalism and a pit of hell that not even my worst enemy should spend the rest of his days in.
It’s this concoction of performative productivity and corpo speak producing cursed artifacts beyond human comprehension.
A place where normal human text goes to die and can only be kept alive by an LLM like a radiation protection suit.
And I wanted to look into the performative projects people keep making that are all over my feed.
It is legit the most unbearable stuff you would see.
My third cousin got hit by a truck🚚💥 today! Here’s what it taught me about business management👇
And everyone carries this fake tone of being “visionary” and “forward-thinking” and “professional”
And then you look at the projects they are posting.
Genuinely, every time I open LinkedIn, I get hit by these Computer Vision Projects of some guy waving his hand around, and it tracks them.
Like, I wouldn’t mind if it was one of these, but it is legit all I see. It is just every other post some guy waving his hand around doing NONSENSE.