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Celebrity Traitors - paranoia deepens as traitor behaviour splits opinion
Spoiler warning: This article reveals details from episode seven of The Celebrity Traitors, series two.
So it was a relief to be put out of our misery as last Friday's literal yawn-fest came to its slow-burning conclusion; the traitorous trio eventually succeeding in their mission to kill in plain sight.
The snoozefest - which involved reluctant traitor James Acaster making faithful Ross Kemp yawn by boring him to tears - meant the paranoid EastEnders star was finally put out of his misery.
On learning his fate, the actor turned to Shakespeare - who else?
"To thine own self be true," he declared, quoting Polonius from Hamlet.
As usual at breakfast, the faithfuls seated early mused over who may have been murdered overnight: "If Jerry's not here, I don't think I can handle it," Romesh Ranganathan confessed.
Jerry Hall was charmingly late to the party. After everyone had discussed Ross's demise, she piped up in her famous Texan drawl: "Is Ross gone?"
As the typical off-the-wall theories began to swirl, Jerry later told Miranda Hart she suspected fellow faithful James Blunt - for the very plausible reason that "his face is redder than a fox's ass at gooseberry time". It's as good a reason as any proffered so far this series.
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Once the croissant crumbs had been cleared, it was time for a mission that threw the cat among the pigeons - not least because the traitor's lair it took place in "smelled like a litter tray", according to Jerry.