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The White House launches online 'arcade' with its own takes on Tetris and other popular games, and it's as rotten as you'd expect
The arcade currently includes games based on Tetris, Flappy Bird, and Snake, and of course a healthy dose of racism and pro-Trump propaganda.
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The White House, the epicenter of power in the most powerful nation in human history, has rolled out a new online arcade on its website. And yes, it is every bit as racist, repugnant, and creatively bankrupt as you'd expect.
We'll set aside the question of "why?" for now and get straight to the games, beginning with Flappy Bill, a game in which you fly a bald eagle down the National Mall. It's not clear whether the bird's name is actually Bill because it's also carrying a bill, which my young years of being exposed to Schoolhouse Rock from across the border taught me is part of the US lawmaking process, or at least used to be before they decided that having the president do everything by fiat is more efficient or something. In any event, it's an entirely unremarkable Flappy Bird clone, innocuous but about as much fun as tying a shoelace.
The tone takes a hard turn to the right with the next game, Build the Wall: Zombie Border Siege, a Tetris knock-off where you'll "protect the border from the coming horde." To ensure there's no misunderstanding the nature of this horde, the game's backdrop is a retro-future take on the sun setting over a barren desert—and in case that's too subtle, there's also a sign that says "Southern Border."
One notable thing about this one is that unlike actual Tetris, the lines don't disappear when they're completed. Instead, they just stack up until they reach the top, at which point it's inevitably game over no matter how neatly you've arranged things. A slow-moving line of "zombies" moves across the bottom of the screen, and they are capable of getting past your wall if you haven't built it high enough—but "high enough" is literally two stacked tetrominoes, after which nothing can get past. So I'm not sure what the point is there, except to be really racist and xenophobic, I suppose.
Moving on: The third game in the White House Arcade is called Rio Run, a recreation of a "border patrol along the Rio Grande" based on the ancient classic Snake. As a balding white guy in a suit, you pick up brown-skinned people one at a time, each of whom joins a train behind you wearing shackles and an orange jumpsuit. Once the game ends, when you run into a wall or your train of prisoners, they're all deported and you're encouraged to try again. Lovely.
I don't really know what to make of the fourth game. Supply Line, as it's called, charges you to "sort the school line to make America healthy again" by letting 'good' food ride a conveyor belt to the school lunch box, while chucking 'bad' food—anything with coloring, additives, sealed packages, or seed oils—into the "reject" box.
This one was a little tricky at first because the low-effort graphics make it difficult to tell good food from bad (as the concept is envisioned by Robert F. Kennedy Jr), but what's really bizarre is the muscular Black man in boxing gloves standing in the background. Every time I let a bad bit of food slip past, he punched the back of my monitor. Four punches and it was game over, although oddly enough he's the one who took the actual damage.
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