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LIVE: I'm hunting for the least probable Goku on Nexus Mods and no god or government can stop me
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As I've asserted elsewhere, every game has two lives: The first begins on its launch day; the second when a modder inevitably puts Goku in it. Provided enough time, all games eventually conform to this axiom—sometimes even those that had already hosted a Goku to begin with.
But the universal drive to mod Goku into games doesn't always manifest as we'd expect. Goku is a clay molded by countless hands, and though his sculptors share a model, their works are anything but uniform. But which, of the innumerable Gokus we have wrought, is the strangest? Today, I've taken up a grave mission: I am searching Nexus Mods for its unlikeliest Goku. And I'm doing it live.
While some Gokus may be assessed via hands-on mod usage as time and game access allow, this survey will largely be judging the mod listings themselves. To determine the least probable Goku on Nexus Mods, I'll be assigning the contenders a Saiyan Singularity Judgment (SSJ) score, calculated as the average of three ratings:
GOKUITUDE: 8 | LIMIT BREAKABILITY: 6.5 | WISH GRANTOLOGY: 5
This Elden Ring mod, which swaps out the appearances of Blaidd's armor set for Goku, leads me to ask two questions:
Gokuitude: 7 | Limit Breakability: 8 | Wish Grantology: 5
While the creator of this Guitar Hero World Tour mod helpfully explains that "Goku wants to see how strong your band is," I have one main complaint: I don't believe for a second that Goku could ever learn how to play guitar. Guy's head is too empty. But hey! That counts as unlikely to me.
Actually, I have two complaints. His wrist is doing something uncanny in that image and I don't like looking at it.
Gokuitude: 2 | Limit Breakability: 3 | Wish Grantology: 2