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11 Ocarina Of Time Characters, Ranked By How Chewy They Look
The Legend of ZeldaThe Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
Today, as work was winding down, my esteemed colleague Ash Parrish made a surprising observation in Slack:
Now, look. Okay. I will be the first to say, loudly and fearfully, that is not a thought I was personally having. My initial reaction was one of disgust. A single sad face emoji. Speechless in the face of new ideas.
You read the headline. You know what’s coming. I couldn’t help myself. Here are 11 Ocarina of Time characters, ranked in order of how chewy I think they look, with #1 being the chewiest:
He’s a fish. Have you ever had raw fish before? Chewy.
Fish parts, yes, but notably more gummy than the rest. Very irritating to kill due to gumminess, in fact.
Jellyfish. A lot of the stuff in the watery areas of Ocarina of Time is chewy, I am discovering. No surprise I guess.
On here for similar reasons to the tentacles, but I think the little ball in the center that actually is Morpha would be a nice gummy. Like a Metroid.
Its N64 incarnation is probably more chewy than its Nintendo Switch 2 version.
Rubbery and definitely chewy, but his size and shape would make him slightly more difficult to chew than—