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Stop waiting for the Game of Thrones CRPG of your dreams and settle for the pleasant eurojank compromise instead
It's rough, dated and still probably one of the better GoT games.
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A Game of Thrones CRPG is such an obvious licensing fit and yet, culturally and corporately, always appears to be two zigs and a zag away from actually happening.
Perhaps Warhorse Studios was the most likely candidate, in the wake of two unflinching medieval simulations under the Kingdom Come banner. But the Czech studio's owner, Embracer, is also cradling the clumsily named Middle-earth Enterprises, and so Warhorse's future belongs to The Lord of the Rings. As for that other RPG powerhouse, Obsidian? I've seen Josh Sawyer complain too many times from his social media armchair about HBO's unrealistic battle formations to expect that will ever happen.
And so we turn to history, just as George RR has done so many times when sourcing inspiration for his novels. Turn the clock back to 2012 and you'll discover the largely forgotten Game of Thrones—its place in the annals not helped by the fact that Telltale released a game with the exact same name just two years later.
2012's Game of Thrones was a Cyanide production, one of the Parisian developer's long list of eurojanky projects with a fantastical bent. Though today best known for Styx and Blood Bowl—the latter of which manages to be both mechanically and thematically crunchy, down to the bones—the studio was experimenting at the time with CRPGs. In the same year as Game of Thrones came Confrontation, set in the universe of a French tabletop wargame, and Of Orcs and Men, a Styx spinoff in which you played a chunky greenskin.
It's evident that Cyanide's staff had their noses buried deep in the novels
All three launched to mixed reviews, but it seems to me that Game of Thrones is the pick of the bunch—low-budget and coarsely textured, but elevated by its commitment to weaving a story through the dense fabric of Westeros. This is, I suspect, partly down to the fact that it wasn't conceived as a television tie-in.
Yes, you'll come across the voices and likenesses of HBO actors while pottering around the Gift and King's Landing. A smug rendering of Lena Headey is stinking up the throne room. The Night's Watch is held together by James Cosmo's Commander Mormont. And at a critical moment, you'll benefit from being swept up in the mystery machinations of Conleth Hill's Lord Varys. But otherwise, it's evident that Cyanide's staff had their noses buried deep in the novels.